Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA. And you are a SEA DWELLER.
You have an INTEREST in ROLEPLAYING, MAGIC and SOMETIMES SEX. You have a STRONG INTEREST in TROLL HARRY POTTER and TROLL DOCTOR WHO, and both elicit little FANGASMS when they are mentioned.
You say you AREN'T DESPERATE. But you KIND OF ARE. You strive to FILL ALL YOUR QUADRANTS. So far this is NOT DOING WELL. You also ENJOY RAVING, in your spare time, and LIKE PIERCINGS A LOT, your tongue is 3 FEET LONG, POINTED, and sports 3 PIERCINGS. Despite being a SEATROLL, you are incapable of SWIMMING, but no one really knows.
You come from a TIMELINE where you killed FEFERI in a JEALOUS RAGE because you caught her CHEATING BEHIND YOUR BACK.